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It pays to be bilingual! [Jul. 31st, 2011|10:29 pm]
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One step closer! [Jun. 2nd, 2011|10:07 am]
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Speaking on behalf of all felinekind, It gives me great pleasure to welcome Sprint into the feline conspiracy to take over the world!

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Flashmob at IKEA! [Oct. 17th, 2010|11:40 am]
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Today, IKEA. Tomorrow, the world!
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Feline News Bulletin [Jun. 18th, 2010|11:17 am]
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This human has caught on to one of our schemes to take over the world.

He must be destroyed.

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Holy crap, I want one! [Apr. 21st, 2010|08:47 am]
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(Stolen from crowdog66

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I needed a new scratching post today! [Feb. 16th, 2010|10:45 am]
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Beppe Bigazzi is one twisted, sick son of a bitch.

Seriously, is he going to suggest kitty cacciatore next?

Well, no, he isn't. His program got pulled. But he's still a sick fucker.
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Some hairless apes just need to die. [Nov. 11th, 2009|10:19 pm]
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My human is petting me a lot right now. He and I both just read this (Warning: severe animal cruelty), and we're both horrified and enraged.

My human wants to visit the old man who was laughing about all this (and who likely committed the actual abuse) and beat the hell out of him, not stopping until the scumbag is a huge greasy smear on the pavement. Me, I want someone wih thumbs to tie him up, and then I want a whole neighborhood's worth of cats to use him as a scratching post, until he dies from blood loss.

It's not likely either of us will get the chance. So, he's petting me, as if trying to assure me nonverbally that I am safe from such subhuman monsters.
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Hello there, lunch! [Apr. 24th, 2009|09:49 am]
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Posting this one for my human servant, who is a bit of a music geek. Of course, I'm only watching it because watching a rat fatten himself up is making me hungry.

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Twitter actually has a use. Who'd've thought? [Apr. 13th, 2009|01:15 am]
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"Cats do not tweet. It's undignified. BIRDS tweet."
-- me, a month ago, referring to Twitter.

It seems that I've overlooked a powerful tool for taking over the world. Look at how quickly things spread over it. You've heard the news about Amazon by now, surely?
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The feline conspiracy marches forward! [Apr. 2nd, 2009|09:05 am]
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Yesterday, we took over the Consumerist. Next year, the world!
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